
My girl has told me on several occasions that I got her for my sex and kept her cause of my cooking.
Here’s a hint to dudes everywhere.
Baking skills help you get laid.
Merry Christmas.
Holy shit this is fucking great.
Making cookies like a motherfucking boss!
It is possible that I am having some type of seizure from laughing so much at this. Oh my God this is hilarous.
“I created my own food, with science.”
“I saw where cookies weren’t and said no, this will not do.”
Can I marry this man?