Every time someone I follow on TUMBLR post a SG pic to their blog, I want to delete them from my “follow” list. I cant stand that entire ARTISTS SUING organization and their crap work. There is so much better stuff out there to look at.
Part 01 - The celebrity you’d do unthinkable, illegal things to. Part 02 - A photo of you in a drunken state. Part 03 - A photo of someone you love. Part 04 - The best concert/gig you have been to. Part 05 - A photo of yourself, not taken by you. Part 06 - A band/artist not many people know of, but you think should. Part 07 - A photo of someone you fancy at the moment. Part 08 - Quote one of the nicest messages you have ever recieved on ask. Part 09 - A song that has lyrics you’d consider getting tattooed. Part 10 - A photo from the last social event you went to. Part 11 - Links to all the websites and online profiles you have. Part 12 - Someone/something you dont like. Part 13 - What you want more than anything right now. Part 14 - A letter to someone. Anyone. Part 15 - Something you regret. Part 16 - A list of songs that make you emotional. Part 17 - Favourite youtube channel that you’re subscribed to. Part 18 - The first big purchase you’d make if you won the lottery. Part 19 - A picture of your handwriting. Part 20 - Favourite smell. Part 21 - Another celebrity you’d like in your bed. Part 22 - Song lyrics you can really relate to at the moment. Part 23 - The next plan you have coming up that you’re really excited for. Part 24 - The last photo taken of you and someone else. Part 25 - List the people you have slept with by their initials. Part 26 - A celebrity you don’t like, and why. Part 27 - The song(s) you want played at your funeral. Part 28 - A photo of anything. Part 29 - A live performance youtube video. Part 30 - What your last dream you can remember, was about
“JAMES 1:2 Consider it pure joy, my brothers, whenever you face trials of many kinds, 3because you know that the testing of your faith develops perseverance. 4Perseverance must finish its work so that you may be mature and complete, not lacking anything. 5If any of you lacks wisdom, he should ask God, who gives generously to all without finding fault, and it will be given to him.”—
· If you have ever stripped for over a year of life. Sorry ladies, learning how to get shit with your looks, programs you for fucked up relationships.
· If you dont like Sushi. Relationships are about compromise. I am not compromising my Sushi.
· If you have slept with my friends. I hate girls that friend jump! There is 6 billion people on this planet, stop being disgusting!
· If you are addicted to anything. ANY…. THING. Xanax, alcohol, cigarettes, X… anything. If you are too weak to control yourself, Go away!
· If you are Republican, and you refuse to budge even after I give you 1000 reason republicans are the most shitacular party ever!
· If you listen to “club music” at home… sorry, I am not 18. I am almost 30. I dont give a shit about hearing a song screaming “SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS… THE WOMEN LOVE US… WHEN WE POUR SHOTS!” This is my home… my sanctuary. Dont screw that up with your obnoxious music!
If you like gangsta rap. I can never trust a woman that thinks that Gangsta Rap “speaks to her” or if that is all she listens to. Must of the music is horrid lyrics about not giving a shit about anyone but the next ass you are going to be fucking and the next dollar you are going to be hustling. If you listen to that and go “yeah, I feel a common ground here” then we will never have one.
If you are needy. Okay… this one is an open door. I want you to need me, I want a lil jealousy… but the THREE ALARM CLINGERS can just forget my number!
If all your friends are shitty people. What can I say, you hang out with who you are like. Why wait for what I already know.
If you are never on time… there is NOT A CHANCE IN HELL FOR YOU WITH ME!
If you are fat. Sorry big girls that need love. Fat is a sign of a lack of discipline and self control. I am all about working on my flaws, not living in them.
If you think POT is a drug and should be illegal. (I smoke very rarely… but I am not going to date someone who dont know what they are talking about)
If you are insane. We all know that bitches are like a balancing scale. The hotter they are the more fucked up they get. It’s a truth that sucks, but a truth none-the-less. Unfortunately, I work very hard to be a very good, quite sane person. I cant be with someone that isn’t even trying! That would be like an animal rights activist dating someone that only wore real leather and fur! I cant look past your psycho issues. I wish I could… my life would be easier.
If you are not hot. Sorry… shallow? Not really. I take photos and create art for a living of the most beautiful women in the world. I need a woman that INSPIRES my art, not makes me wish I had waited for something better. I need a muse. You got to understand that and step up. I will worship you, you will inspire my growth.
If your parents still run your life! WHAT THE HELL IS IT about girls that still worship their parents? I mean… not even good parents. It’s like “oh yeah. dad left me when i was 6 for a hooker, mom did coke in front of me my whole life, they never helped me and they insult my every choice in life… but i love them and I care what they think”. Fuck letting failures run your life… let alone mine!